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Trust me, mothers of sons can be just as psychotic as fathers of daughters, and to avoid that, I have come up with the following rules for dating my son:. I suffered tips for online dating first date 42 hours of labor to have him, and will unleash an unimaginable amount of anger such that the mom rules for dating my son will look like an episode of the Little House on the Prairie should you cross me.

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Do you have any children? My son has been raised not to hit a lady, so act like one and I will not have to hit you for him.

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Many will be worthy of your hand in marriage, but my son isn't going there until he has his degree s and has a good job. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? There will be no trysts during the school week or after 5 p. A woman's place is in the: Oh, and when this happens, please refer to rule 2.

APPLICATION TO DATE MY SON

My boys are sensitive, and if they're dating you, the most certainly like you. But on issues relating to my son, I am the queen of his universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: Therefore, if my son is enjoying spending the day with his brothers, we may not invite you.

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He has a kind heart and I will not have you make my son cry; if he does, I will make you cry. You are only allowed to wear granny panties super glued to your hind quarters.

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If you talk with foul words and dress like a tramp in shirts that are too small and pants low with thong showing, I will treat you like one. Join or log in to Facebook.

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Do you have a nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.

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I may appear to be a pudgy, baggy-eyed, last-season, has-been. You may only date ONE of my sons. Don't ever say, "If you love me you'll He is a big eater.

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Dating after 50 for women appreciate me for this rule in the future. Don't touch my son in front of me. I didn't think so. We love including the girlfriends in our family functions, but we can't always do that. How do I know girls do this? A pickup with a mattress in the back? He was raised that family comes first and until there is a ring on his finger, I am his family, not you.

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